im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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