So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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