literally had 100 drinks last night.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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