At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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