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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.

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(254): Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes. http://tfl.nu/elqh

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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?

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(760): Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college? http://tfl.nu/r2e9

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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.

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(970): I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that. http://tfl.nu/622i

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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.

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(516): you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer. http://tfl.nu/fm8w

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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids

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(574): I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids http://tfl.nu/kt7c

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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.

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(207): FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS. http://tfl.nu/a3c7

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.

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(610): we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again. http://tfl.nu/goom

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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.

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(480): The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee. http://tfl.nu/mp6b

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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.

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(804): My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her. http://tfl.nu/xqm6

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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?

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(970): Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears? http://tfl.nu/m0sz

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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.

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(616): EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA. http://tfl.nu/4vpy

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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.

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(612): Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report. http://tfl.nu/1t2g

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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.

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(513): Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse. http://tfl.nu/2bnv

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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.

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(705): We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman. http://tfl.nu/hp7f

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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.

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(803): He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple. http://tfl.nu/4atf

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