I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
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Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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