I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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