So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Less talking, more tequila
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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