Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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