Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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