Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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