Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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