She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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