if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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