Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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