There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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