I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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