I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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