hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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