I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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