I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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