yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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