He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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bring money and cleavage
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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