you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So many bounce houses so little time
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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