i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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