it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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