If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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