I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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