I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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