Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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