return my video game
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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