apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I can't put those talents on a resume
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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