About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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