They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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