Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

  (1-810): View more from Michigan

  either way. win, win.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches. (1-810): either way. win, win. http://tfl.nu/dnjj
  Replies (37) Good night (3182) Bad night (523) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up. http://tfl.nu/xh0f
  Replies (18) Good night (831) Bad night (2486)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know. http://tfl.nu/71w6
  Replies (25) Good night (11212) Bad night (654) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch. http://tfl.nu/9ahk
  Replies (81) Good night (6134) Bad night (1062) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3. http://tfl.nu/mf94
  Replies (16) Good night (5816) Bad night (1100) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (239): View more from Florida

  I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (239): I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk http://tfl.nu/44fq
  Replies (9) Good night (1165) Bad night (3146) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit. http://tfl.nu/92kz
  Replies (21) Good night (5402) Bad night (1285) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey. http://tfl.nu/h1y9
  Replies (7) Good night (3244) Bad night (536) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k? http://tfl.nu/xp0u
  Replies (11) Good night (1384) Bad night (458) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (+27): View more from South Africa

  Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+27): Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!" http://tfl.nu/eeqt
  Replies (15) Good night (3860) Bad night (684) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty. http://tfl.nu/l80d
  Replies (10) Good night (1871) Bad night (402)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same. http://tfl.nu/7gpg
  Replies (6) Good night (994) Bad night (542) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (424): View more from California

  This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (424): This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it http://tfl.nu/0y9z
  Replies (2) Good night (1021) Bad night (333) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here. http://tfl.nu/7as8
  Replies (6) Good night (1287) Bad night (424) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?

  (1+44): View more from

  Which pub are you in?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon? (1+44): Which pub are you in? http://tfl.nu/p4a0
  Replies (6) Good night (646) Bad night (138) Order T-Shirt

Randomize