Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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