omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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