): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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