that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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