i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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