Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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