what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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