I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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