On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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