your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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