just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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