Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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