i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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