I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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