You're completely useless in the revolution.
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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