Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can text with my tongue
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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